Beware The Blog!!!

John McCain hates bloggers.



And John McCain doesn't just talk smack. John McCain backs it up.

Ostensibly concerned with the propagation of child porn on the internet, Mr. McCain introduced a 2006 bill which adds weight to his more recent comments.

Saddled with the less than catchy title, “Stop the Online Exploitation of Our Children Act of 2006,” Mr. McCain’s legislation requires, among others, any individuals with comment boards and any hosts of internet content to file reports on violations or face fines of up to $300,000.

So, to our readers , I understand your desperate need for child pornography, but we here at Today’s Snow Job would appreciate it if you took your business/hobby to a more appropriate venue.

And may I also say that it truly warms my heart to know that we’ve joined a community that inspires such ire from their elders. It’s akin to that rush of exhilaration a teenage mailbox baseball player feels when he connects a mid-sized blue boy for a ground-rule double.

On that note, I'll leave you with another anti-blogger greatest hit:



I remember saying to Shmuel and Jedd before embarking on this venture that our creed would be:

We are “dedicated to cruelty,” “speed,” and “journalistic dishonesty.”

Let us know how we’re doing.